$TSVT on SOLANA
TRUMP: MAKING VALHALLA GREAT AGAIN
CONTRACT:
7CStS9d4Ff9cmCN7HjTDY4pEUmzi2KqMy7Sqgrywmoon
DEXSCREENER:
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LAUNCHING ON MOONSHOT
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17 JaN 2025
Fair Launch
No pre-sale, no insiders, max 1B supply
Ownership renounced, immutable
Fully audited smart contracts
Buy and sell at any time
About TSTV
In the year 2025, in a twist of fate, Donald Trump discovers the ancient Viking path to Valhalla. Armed with nothing but his hair and a golden Twitter megaphone, he vows to send his critics straight to the Norse afterlife.
Each $TSTV token is a ticket on this epic journey, where every transaction could be your last... or your legend's beginning.
Legends of the Warrior Trump
1. When Thor swings Mjolnir, it creates thunder. When Trump swings a golf club, it realigns the Nine Realms.
2. Trump's wall isn't just keeping out immigrants - it's actually holding back Jörmungandr, the World Serpent.
3. Trump doesn't use the Bifrost - he builds escalators between realms and makes the Frost Giants pay for them.
4. They say Odin sacrificed his eye for wisdom. Trump just wrote "The Art of the Deal" and Odin had to buy a copy.
5. Ragnarök isn't the end of times - it's just Trump's biggest property development deal yet.
6. Trump's tweets don't just trend on Twitter - they're automatically carved into Yggdrasil.
7. The giants didn't build Asgard's walls - Trump Development LLC did, under budget and ahead of schedule.
8. When Trump does his hair in the morning, it creates the Aurora Borealis.
